Nature rewards those who respect her. For a people, after thousands of years facing cold winds, bathing in cold water, scrubbing skin with sand, combing their hair, eating fish and berries, drinking milk and beer, you know what they get? Pale white skin, sharp pointy noses, straight blond hair, bright blue eyes – and an immune system strong as STEEL.
The Vikings were smart, clean and very healthy. The Christians were dumb, dirty and sickly. (and mixed with desert people)
Viking ships prioritized transporting people for short distances.
Christian ships prioritized transporting merchandise for long distances.
And when the Vikings landed in England, they killed Englishmen without mercy nor fear of going to hell for taking a ‘human life’.
Then the English girls flocked to them, fire in their hearts, asking “Please take us with you! We can’t stand our effeminate, ugly, stupid Jesus-loving cuck countrymen!!”
And the Norsemen said “Ok, we but only have room for a few more in the ship. So we will take only the most beautiful of you. The rest will stay here in Cuckland. Maybe we’ll return next Summer…”
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Nature rewards those who respect her. For a people, after thousands of years facing cold winds, bathing in cold water, scrubbing skin with sand, combing their hair, eating fish and berries, drinking milk and beer, you know what they get? Pale white skin, sharp pointy noses, straight blond hair, bright blue eyes – and an immune system strong as STEEL.
The Vikings were smart, clean and very healthy. The Christians were dumb, dirty and sickly. (and mixed with desert people)
Viking ships prioritized transporting people for short distances.
Christian ships prioritized transporting merchandise for long distances.
And when the Vikings landed in England, they killed Englishmen without mercy nor fear of going to hell for taking a ‘human life’.
Then the English girls flocked to them, fire in their hearts, asking “Please take us with you! We can’t stand our effeminate, ugly, stupid Jesus-loving cuck countrymen!!”
And the Norsemen said “Ok, we but only have room for a few more in the ship. So we will take only the most beautiful of you. The rest will stay here in Cuckland. Maybe we’ll return next Summer…”